Have you heard about Jenova's Witnesses?

Would you like to join the Jenova's Witness: Church of the One Winged Angel of Latter Day Summons?


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Have you heard of the Lifestream?
We are Jenova's witnesses, spreading the word of Sephiroth.
Will you be ready for Reunion?
The day when non-believers will be smoten in the great joining with our Mother.
Join us and become a Clone today.

"And Hojo said, let it be spliced."

The Church follows these several scriptures, in short form:

- All follow in the words and teachings of Jenova and Hojo, and their prodigy son Sephiroth.
- Following Cloud is accepted, but waiting for his demise is much more fun.
- Jenova is the true mother of the great Sephiroth, and not Lucretia. Even if Lucretia biologically gave birth to Sephiroth, Jenova is mother.
- Following Yazoo, Loz, and Kadaj do not count, since they are loyal followers of Sephiroth as well. They will be considered 'brothers.'
- However, Zack is higher up than Yazoo, Loz, and Kadaj, because Sephiroth said so.
- Please recite Jenova's Prayer when available to, for the pure pleasure scaring those around you.
- We will not be held responsible for anyone who decides to 'help' people into the Life Stream.
- We do not have the exact date in which Mother will smitten the planet, but we hope she'll talk soon.

Jenova’s Prayer:

Our Mother, who art in a box,
Jenova be thy name
Sephiroth come, Cloud be undone,
on Midgar as it is in Shin-Ra
Give us this day our daily materia
and forgive us our status effects,
as we forgive those whose status we effect
Lead us not into Omega Weapon,
but deliver us from the Knights of the Round
For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever,
In your name we pray,
OKAA-SAAAAAANNNN!!!!!











"We have done the work of Jenova, PRAISE HOJO!!!"